Think you know every line, bon mot, comeback, or witty retort your favorite primetime character has ever uttered? Wanna prove your mad quote-savant skillz? Then prepare for our weekly Mobile Challenge -- where we pair up a quote from a current primetime TV character with one from a celeb or notable personality. Will you know the difference?

This week's quotee is No. 75 on Comedy Central's list of 100 Greatest Stand-up Comedians of All Time and has starred in movies as diverse as "Mystery Men" and "Across the Universe." His comedy specials are regularly quoted around the SOAPnet.com offices, and he's just about the most hilarious "executive transvestite" who ever done lived.

That's right, ladies and gents -- it's Eddie Izzard! Cake ... or

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